Many Ages Ago Death Was Defeated And Sealed. Immortality Is The Norm, But The Loss Of Death Has Lead

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

Bitches be like "I don't feel too good today" but it's just an excuse to stay home and read gay fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

yea sex is great but have you ever had your favorite fanfic be updated after months of silence.

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

me: there's nothing to watch :(

hbo max: wrong

me: what?

hbo max: you've forgotten. again.

me: ...?

hbo max: DOCTOR WHO???

me: ohhhhhhh u right

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something