Nikolas-redacted - Ok-i-guess

Would you still vote for me if I were a worm?

Counterspell activate, make this post rebloggable now

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

Gen Z culture is doing something really specific and then discovering that a lot of other people do that and that said behaviour is a trauma response and not something normal that you do just because you want to. 

Reblog this if you didn't even know Facebook was down.

comedy list of fake future films shown in a 1999 movie

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this