YOOO THAT IS SO COOL!! WHATTTT!!

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Mr. Weasel and Leggy congratulate all subscribers on March 8!

*slowly blinks at all my moots and followers*

AAAAAA!! So cute!!

Just a small sleepy Mr Weasel in wild nature

Original: Pinterest

lmao you can blame that on me 😅

Honestly I made up that name bc I like creative word combinations and wanted to think of something fitting, their 'Horseless Headsman' gave me inspiration

But I was honestly so surprised and excited when I saw that my little joke suggestion won the poll 😂😅 lol

Anyway *skitters away with embarrassment*

Hello Mr. Puzzles!

Today I want to ask an interesting question, it is about Your nickname. Who exactly gave You a "The Coreless Hostman" name and why?

I wish You a nice day! And hare a candy!

Hi, I will be answering this one! *And take that candy as well. Thank you very much.*

Before I made this blog. I was looking for suggestions for what to call this goofy little au. Got a lot of good ideas, and stuck them all into a poll.

Somebody had suggested “coreless hostman.” After I had mentioned in a previous post that this version of Mr. Puzzles made me think of the Horseless Headsman from that one Snickers commercial. (See below)

Darling isn’t it? Something that truly sears into your brain for years to come.

Anyways, Coreless Hostman had won the poll in the end. And that’s how the au name came to be!

And to put it simply as a more meaningful answer.

This au of Mr. Puzzles has no body (coreless). And still makes his own shows sometimes (hostman). It’s as simple as that :)

❌ “Kill them with kindness“

✅ Confuse them with kindness. Absolutely baffle them. Catch them off guard so bad they stop and seriously question your sanity for a moment. "Are they really this gullible, or just stupid??" Be the small gentle ray of candour that blinds them when looking at your innocent smile. Show them the warmth that never grazed their frigid soul before. There are only two paths for you after that: you're either dead or become the light of their life. Maybe even changing their ways for the better. For both of you.

Be that change.

✨ Ballerina ✨

Just add some ballerina music and you got yourself a masterpiece (pls like this pls pls pls pls)

*Everyone is gathering around the map while 'Mission Impossible' starts playing in the background*

—Alright, so I'll distract the guards-

I was thinking of helping you out, but I gotta ask first...

Do you know if there's more guards than Chris and Swag, and if they take breaks? Also, can they hear us?

I need a hug

Oh sh- , he got reinforcement! (⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)

Little Buddy

{{Life needs a bit of madness.}}