When You Download A Pdf And It's Called Like 1328723486basdf12.pdf But Then You Gently Rename It To What

modern day assassination of julius caesar but instead of being murdered he gets kung pow penis'd by 60 senators

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can’t change my mind.

well... same.

I either read for 10 hours a day or I don't read for a whole month there's no in between.

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

I don’t make the rules but hot girls read books

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

Customer: OH MY DMV: CAN NOT TRANSLATE Verdict: ACCEPTED

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

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Guillermo del Toro was like "I hate it when the happy ending is the monster turning human" and by God he's right (he also hates fascism.)

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