No-i-will-not-explain - Explanations Are Stupid.

Never stop hating

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

i find it annoying as hell when people are like:

‘well the book’s been out for two-hundred years, and has an adaptation made sixty years ago, so you should already know the plot and i am therefore allowed to spoil it!’

wtf??? like, sorry i wasn’t born when the book was just published and grab a copy to read for myself, but that still doesn’t mean you get the right to spoil it!

Don't ya just love a ship where they're both:

An old married couple

and

Absolutely at each other's throats

In a span of about five minutes?

i want everything in my life to be healthy

ngl I think I should get grabbed by the waist and kissed gently and then cuddled for several hours and talk about nerd things.

every time I read read a post on tumblr, it’s always in pm seymour’s voice

the man is just too powerful

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

i wanna roommate hat mouse

uhh... guys?