As a artist
Ik Damian be crashing tf out
Damian:*muffled screaming from upstairs*
Duke: what the fuck was that..
Steph: oh thats just Damian in his art studio
Duke: isn't art supposed to be relaxing??..
Steph: đ¤ˇđźââď¸
Damian: *yelling* I FUCKING HATE COLOR THEORY *window smashes*
It is at this point literally his shirt hahah
Idk if should I post this on ig cuz looks kinda messy, but theyre my old fav cuties
Update: I already did lol
Being in Gotham-side of Internet must be so fun. Like, you open YouTube, and when searching for work-outs, you find "Batman working out routine." Or, you scroll through articles and bump into another 300 conspiracies about Signal. Instagram has reels with Timothy Drake inspired looks. Twitter keeps shipping Orphan & Spoiler and writing blind items about them. Damian Wayne is a constant guest on Reddit, giving advices how to take care of different types of animals. Circuses in the town have the whole Nightwing and Boy Wonder inspired shows. Girls on Tiktok try to re-create Red Robin's wings for the upcoming Comicon. Tumblr keeps score on Red Hood's mystery weapons appearing out of nowhere, trying to figure out if he is meta or not. Bruce Wayne's thrist edits flooding every social media. Local true crime podcasters have a series of episodes on Jason Todd's mysterious death.
Idk if yall have seen the trend but I could only thought of Will
Idk if I should post this on ig cuz looks kinda messy, but theyre my old fav cuties
Update: I did lol
when making fan art/merch, remember the difference!
Look Iâm not the biggest JayRoy fan bc I have shipped DickRoy since I was like 13. However this idea is rlly funny to me.
Bc Dick helped Roy raise Lian in the beginning when he was lost and needed to get his life together.
If Roy and Jason started dating
And Roy introduced her to his boyfriend
And itâs Uncle Dicks little brother.
You think shes calling him anything else???
Like picture this bc once again these. Characters are like 9000 years old and they do not follow the timelines of aging
Lian is born and Dick is helping Roy out in person for a long time, but by the time sheâs like 6-7 Dicks very busy with Gotham and bludhaven and new York and him and Roy have had a bunch of falling outs but theyâre not letting affect the kid but Dick doesnât visit as much in person.
Lian is still very attached so Roy will sometimes call Dick on FaceTime and let Lian update him about her life and everything and ramble and for a while thatâs the only times Dick and Roy have contact is the text message of
You free Lian misses you?
And Dick spoils the kid rotten, he sends her birthday presents but also half birthday and quarter birthday present. if Roy needs to be somewhere Dick will take her on a trip somewhere just the two of them.
He tells her about his family and Lian becomes obsessed with becoming an acrobat. In the way kids are this gets tacked onto everything else she wants to become
She doesnât wanna be an astronaut no she wants to be an acrobat astronaut.
She doesnât wanna be a doctor she wants to be an acrobat doctor.
So on
He tells her cartoon versions of what happens in his life
So the penguin is peddling drugs through the city that heâs purchasing through laundering money with illegal businesses
Becomes
A penguin walked into a laundromat and ate all the Pennies so now he has go find the penguin to get the money back.
And itâs an event when he does come to see her.
She gets so excited and happy bc Dick carries her around all the time and she gets princess treatment 24/7. And he teaches her games they used to play back in the circus and at first Roy was worried bc Dick doesnât exactly have a scale of normal and heâs not gonna call dick and talk To him but thatâs not something theyâve done in years
but then Lian falls off the monkey bars at day care and flips before landing on her feet, perfectly fine.
And when they call him about it they ask about it bc what is a kid doing with flips ofc theyâre curious but whatever he is doing? The moms want to know? Is there a class because that couldâve been a really nasty fall and catching yourself is a very good skill to have especially as an active child.
And when he asks Lian if she was scared âno! Itâs like game uncle Dick taught me why would I be scared!â
And Roy calls Dick for the first time in years just to talk to him not for him to chat to Lian.
And he asks and Dick just kinda awkwardly admits that thatâs how his parents taught him not to be afraid of heights or falls. If you teach kids a life skill through a game theyâre less likely to freak in the real life scenario. And Roy is kinda reminded why he became friends with this asshole and why he stuck around and it kinda rekindles their friendship.
And then Roy starts dating Jason and itâs on the DL, bc Jason has issues and Roy isnât going to introduce someone who isnât a certain thing to his child. Right.
But things are going well
Very well
And then he decides well fuck it
And they tell people
And everyone is happy for them even Dick despite his very very pained âreally Roy my kid brother?â
âAre you gonna give me the shovel talk Graysonâ
âGod no, youâre a titan which means youâre family which just makes this weird because people I both consider family are dating.â
And then Roy tells Lian
And she is pissed
âWhy is Uncle Dicks little brother hereâ
âWell Lian heâs gonna be around a lot moreâ
âDoes that mean uncle dick is gonna visit moreâ
âNo sweetie but you see uncle dick a lot, Jay over here will just be more aroundâ
ââŚwhy?â
âWell because heâs daddyâs boyfriend nowâ
âLike how Caseyâs new mommy and daddy are boyfriend girlfriendâ
âYeah sweetie exactlyâ
âSo heâs gonna be like my new daddy?â
âWell no, unless you want him to but-â
âI donâtâ
âWhat Lian-â
Lian is very angry because she wants her uncle Dick around more and when she told her friend at school her friend said that her new stepmom was around more since her and her friends dad got married
She then logically assumed the ideal way to get her uncle around more was simply to force Dick and Roy to get married.
And since Dick asks for a list of things she wants every year for her birthdays and Easter and Christmas and st. Patrickâs day and All Saintsâ Day and Eid and Labor Day and Halloween and holi and Passover and ⌠(no she does not realize not everyone gets gifts on all the holidays that exist, this is very normal to her. Roy had to rent a storage room by the time she was 5)
And Dick has never once not gotten her what she wanted (once she asked to meet the penguin who stole the Pennies and dick took her to the zoo and the showed her the penguin who had a little ziploc baggie of coins tied around its middle-she pointed out that he still had the Pennies and dick said that he felt bad and let him keep just a few)
So anyway she was gonna ask for them to get married on her Christmas list but she wanted to ride a pony and so she was gonna add it to her 1/4 birthday list but now her dad is ruining it because she knows you have to be boyfriend girlfriend before you get married and this is not fair.
So she has a parent trap style vendetta against Jason. He is Meredith Blake.
And Jason who loves little kids is devastated bc his boyfriendâs kid does not like him.
And Roy is confused bc Lian and never acted like this ever.
And Dick has no idea whatâs going on bc Lian is eternally an angel with him bc he has gentle parented the shit out of her and also bc he will never see anything she does as wrong ever he knew her when she was a baby that young lady is perfect if you say a derogatory word against her heâll steal your knee caps.
And one day Lian calls him from preschool and is like âdaddy is busy he wants to ask if can you pick me upâ and Dick of course says yes because theyâve done this before and sometimes you only have time to make one last phone call.
So he picks Lian up.
And Roy gets there and freaks bc where the HELL IS HIS CHILD. And bc heâs a hero he assumes his identity is compromised and calls Ollie and everything is on lockdown and WTH his going on.
And like 8 hours later Dick calls him and he almost doesnât pick up and Jason is trying to calm him down and theyâre all tracking her but on a whim he answers cuz maybe Dick can help find his baby.
âHey Roy any ideas when youâre coming to pick Lian up or should I take a day off work tomorrow?â
âWhat?â
âDude are you okay you sound wrecked what the hell happenedâ
âLian is with you?â
âYeah- whatâs happening Roy?â
âWhy is LIAN WITH YOU?â
âSheâŚcalled me to tell me you were busy and needed someone to pick her up.â
âI-â
âRoy is everything okayâ
âShe- she called you?â
âYeah? from the school telephone the same way she does Everytime you have a mission. Roy brief me? Are you okay? Is? Is Jason alright?â
âCan- put Lian on the phone right now.â
âRoy-â
âNOW GRAYSON!â
âYeah sure okayâ
âHi daddy!â
âLian why did you ask Dick to pick you up?â
âYep!â
âWhy?â
âBecause you were busyâ
Deep inhale âwho told you I was busyâ
âYou didâ
âI did not-â
âYeahhh u did, you said you would be with Uncle Dicks little brotherâ
âWhat does that have to do with-â
âGo be gross with him Iâm mad at youâ
âYouâre mad at me, young lady I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR HOURS.â
âWhy? Just because you forgot about uncle dick doesnât mean I didâ
âWha- Lian what are you talking aboutâ
They go to Dicks apartment and Lian explains that she is very cross with Roy because he knows uncle dick is her favorite baby sitter and itâs not fair that he gets to marry Jason when Dick is her favorite and since everyone knows that itâs babysitter and dad , boyfriend girlfriend, married. And thatâs how Roy finds out that Caseyâs new mommy used to be her babysitter and his daughter has been under the assumption that him and Dick were gonna get married since she was four.
And itâs annoying because Jason has never babysat her this whole time and Dick is her favorite baby sitter and heâs dating Dicks brother like thatâs the wrong one dad.
Anyway Dick excuses himself to laugh until he cries in his room and Roy is bluescreening while staring at his daughter.
They clear some stuff up but when sheâs mad she still calls Jason uncle dicks little brother.
hc that jason todd has an instagram/youtube/tiktok account called gatsbyreviews (named after jay gatsby) where he posts reviews of various fictional media (mostly books). thing is, he always gives the reviews in the tone of a pissed-off drill sergeant explaining something for the third time to a particularly bone-headed group of rookies. so even when the review is positive, he sounds like he's passionately defending it in court. he does all his videos in a hoodie and sunglasses, so his identity isn't clear (especially since any viewers who could have recognized him somehow would know he's, y'know, dead) but the visible scars on the lower half of his face are an endless source of intrigue to people in the comments. someone once asked how tall he was, and he responded with a video of him silently stacking up books until the pile matched his height, then standing next to the pile for several seconds before playing jenga with it and eventually knocking it over, as jenga usually ends up going. another youtuber uses the books to find jason's height (the guy in question is real, his name is shane fanx and he's known as the asian height guy) and when it's revealed that he's fucking 6'3 all his viewers start losing their minds. they talk more than ever about this massive, scarred man with the biteable thighs and passion for literature. he gains thousands of followers overnight, people are thirsting in his comments, and jason's just like "hey wtf have i gotten myself into"
on the bright side, he stops thinking he's the ugliest member of the family. after all, when hundreds or thousands of random people on the internet are thirsting over you without seeing your full face, it's hard to keep thinking you're hideous.
Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!
Itâs always okay to laugh at two dimensional chaos demons.