Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator

“The Gang as Animals” 🐭🐶🐱🐸🐤💕

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

thinking about her again </3

10/10 stream. FUND THE KICKSTARTER!!

Chapters: 7/26 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Severance (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly/The Waitress Characters: Dee Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald, Charlie Kelly, Frank Reynolds, Bonnie Kelly, The Waitress (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) Additional Tags: Crossover, Comedy, Other Sunny characters might make an appearance, You're just gonna have to wait and see, multiple POVs, Crack Treated Seriously, forced family, Being an asshole transcends severance, eventual angst, Mac McDonald Has ADHD, Dennis Reynolds Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder, Autistic Charlie Kelly, Charlie Kelly Has ADHD Summary:

An AU where the Gang from Always Sunny are working at the severed floor of Lumon. They're trying to make the best of their "half-lives", all the while getting into all sorts of shenanigans and trouble, and perhaps even... romance.

Don't visit your grandparents you'll become obsessed with old British medical dramas

Divining the Future: The Black Tarot [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: Reprised! Kickstarter]

Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.

The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.

Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.

And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?

He hates any voice that isn't his own.

Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.

Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.

Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.

Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.

Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will

Chapter 10 of The Gang Gets Severed is out now!! Featuring autistic Dennis being on the brink of a meltdown, Macdennis yearning, trash twins bonding and a healthy dose of some good old angst :) Hope you'll enjoy!!

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