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The first trailer for Glenn’s new series, Sirens, has dropped!

i just think it’s so brilliant that the show about emotionally stunted codependent losers is also the longest running live action american sitcom.

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to articulate this fully but. they could have very easily made something short and cynical. something strictly satirical. something like veep, or arrested development, which, don’t get me wrong, are both shows i love, but they are shows where the audience just laughs at the main characters’ misery. and yeah, most of it is that. most of it is traumatized kids who aren’t kids anymore drinking themselves to death in a dive bar. but it’s also mac coming out to his dad after so many years of shame and dennis finally getting something for valentine’s day and dee telling a joke that actually lands and charlie alone in the rain until he isn’t and all of them walking off of that mountain together with their arms wrapped around each other. sometimes it’s that. but you only notice those brief, saccharine moments when you’ve been watching something long enough — living with something long enough — to do so, and suddenly you’re crying on the couch because dennis bought mac a dog even though dennis hates dogs. i would take something breathing, something with empathy over something bitingly satirical and efficient and short any day of the week.

there is probably nothing in that crate outside, but hey, let’s look in it anyway. there’s a stain on this wall and it looks like a miracle.

The Gang being Dennis’ tether... He cuts them off, but he always comes back because, when he’s untethered…

anyway i hate how they retconned the chardee sex scene but the implications of it being that charlie remains inhibited from viewing sex as an act of intimacy and will continue to perceive it as a breach of trust rather than an expression of love whilst dee remains unable to maintain a genuine connection with anyone who is willing to accept her because her lifelong desperation to be admired has manifested into destructive behaviours... that does make me feel a little something

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Spankoffski & Ted Spankoffski Characters: Ted Spankoffski, Peter Spankoffski, Other Characters Mentioned Additional Tags: Introspection, Drabble, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, POV Ted Spankoffski, Ted Spankoffski Being an Asshole, Ted Spankoffski Needs a Hug, Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski are Siblings Summary:

Ted Spankoffski is waiting for his timely demise in the middle of a singing zombie apocalypse. He remembers his little brother, Pete, and starts feeling guilty about a lot of things.

under the bleachers

10/10 stream. FUND THE KICKSTARTER!!

Joey's Ted headcanons

He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor

Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍

Ted genuinely loves Pete

Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool

He does think Paul is his best friend

Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers

He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting

He uses excessive amount of cologne

Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is

Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep

All his deaths need to be embarrassing

Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself

He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)

Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about

thinking about the gangs social media usernames and this is what i've come up with.

dennis – @/thegoldengod of COURSE.

dee – @/jokesondee. she just like. cannot let it go. maybe one day her comedy will get rlly popular and this username will make sense to normal people... but probably not.

mac – either @/macmcdonald or something absolutely ridiculous like @/badass.ass.kicker. but his first username was @/jesusjackedme. he had to change it because dennis was like, "dude, this sounds like ur saying jesus jacked u off!" "no dude! thats disgusting! jesus jacked me UP, spiritually, physically and mentally!"

charlie – charlie doesn't use social media. he can't read or write much less TYPE and its just overall too confusing. however the gang tried to set something up for him and just asked him what username he wanted. he picked @/nightmancometh and never used his accounts a single time.

frank – @/richdaddy69. he bought this username. he also pays for verification!