Can Bella Please Understand This? ^^ Thanks.

Can Bella please understand this? ^^ Thanks.

Okay, so let me get something straight.

Bella dates Edward.

Edward is a vampire.

And he shimmers and sparkles and stuff.

And he’s all dark and altruistic and torn about his humanity, or whatever. And he’s in, like, a perpetual state of guilt over harming her.

So, we can surmise that her type is your average tall, dark (blondeish?), and handsome vampire with a side of tortured soul.

What I don’t understand is how Bella could see THIS:

Okay, So Let Me Get Something Straight.

and not lose her shit, or start drooling, or just rip of her clothes and *free the nips* if you catch my drift...

Jasper. Is. Endgame.

Wise up, Bella. Let’s see some mastermind-level seduction going on over here.

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2 years ago

Been rereading @thedevilbites’s foxes among sleet and snow and so should you!

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She stares at the bare skin, at the free curls of his hair outlined by the light, and the orange ceramic of the roof looks like it’s on fire, like he’s set the tiles ablaze himself.


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1 year ago

Finally finished watching s2 of Shadow & Bone and like did anyone else notice that weird ~moment~ look thingy between Inej and Tolya when Inej was getting on the boat

like what was that

Finally Finished Watching S2 Of Shadow & Bone And Like Did Anyone Else Notice That Weird ~moment~ Look
Finally Finished Watching S2 Of Shadow & Bone And Like Did Anyone Else Notice That Weird ~moment~ Look

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4 years ago

i think they put up with Alot before miss swan came along

I Think They Put Up With Alot Before Miss Swan Came Along
4 years ago

Currently reading: Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adam.

If you haven’t read the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy I highly encourage you to read it! It’s filled to the brim with such wonderful bizarreness that it makes me smile just thinking about it. The writing is detailed in a very specific, unique way and you’re suddenly part of this whole new, vast universe that’s unfolding before your eyes. The characters are really fleshed out and have charming chemistry, It easily made it to my top five books list.

I plowed through the first two books in one day. There are five total, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite- they’re both too good!


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2 years ago

Did Hyde… give her his jacket…

Did Hyde… Give Her His Jacket…

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