Currently Reading: Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy By Douglas Adam.

I STILL CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED LEONARD FROM THE SHOW WTF who authorized this I demand a recount

Tom Riddle was really so caught up with bullying a 12 year old that he forgot phoenix tears had healing properties and the movies chose NOT to include it when it’s literally the funniest scene in the entire series. 

You want weapons? We’re in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world!

Five speaking archaic Greek is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

JJ’s plan to spring John B out of jail was so completely and unprecedentedly idiotic... until I realized it’s 100% the type of plan that one could expect from a 16 year old boy.

 Rules: answer 17 questions, tag 17 people.

(Thanks for tagging me @people_in_Jiara_groupchat)

Since ya’ll care so much about my life:

1. age: 537

2. zodiac: (I had to look this up oops) capricorn

3. height: 5′ 7′’

4. hogwarts house: slytherin

5. last thing i googled: quagga

6. song stuck in my head: control by halsey

7. number of followers: -7

8. amount of sleep: 10+ hours required

9. lucky number: TBD

10. wearing: pants, shirt, wristwatch

11. three four fav shows: it’s always sunny in philadelphia, the great, black books, shameless

12. three fav authors: stephen king, marcus sedgwick, shirley jackson 

13. favorite instrument: piano

14. aesthetic: rainbow paint splatters, stuff organized in neat rows,  greenhouses

15. favorite candy: peanut butter cups

16. favorite planet sounds: neptune

17. random fact about me: i am a compulsive liar

tagging (ha you really thought I know 17 people): @alphinias @jjskiaras @maddieandherships @hmsjiara @rae-of-fricking-sunshine @lacqueredteeth @maybanqq 

Starting my OBX rewatch February 3rd! An episode per day until season 3 drops!

JJ: Alright, we need to open this door. Sarah, give me your credit card

Sarah: Okay

JJ, pocketing it: Cool. Now, Kie, kick the door down

I literally can’t right now. I love this.

“Ooo,” Joker snorts, wiggles his free hand at her. “I’m scared.”

The corner of her lip twitches up, lipstick gleaming like a dark cherry stain. “You should be.”

Jackasses.