John B Routledge - Blog Posts

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

John B: why are you carrying a plant?

JJ: Pope said I asked too many stupid questions so he's making me carry a plant around to make up for all the oxygen I wasted

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please

Pope: Who hurt you? 
JJ: *snorting* What, do you want a list? 
All of the pogues: ...Yes, actually.

JJ: Bro-

Pope : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Pope : My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

John B and Kiara: EW

JJ: Do I look straight?

John B: Not in the slightest

JJ: I meant my parking job

John B: Oh

John B: In that case, yes, it's fine

Pope: JJ, I need a favor.

JJ: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.

Sarah: A lap dance?

John B: AGAIN???

John B: how’s your head?

JJ: I haven’t had any complaints

John b, exasperated: your concussion, JJ.

JJ: oh! I’m fine

Kiara: John B it's happening again

John B: what is?

Kiara, pointing at JJ and Pope eye fucking: that

John B: oh for fucks sake-

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

JJ: is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Kiara: what’s up your ass this morning?

Pope, walking into the room and kissing JJ’s cheek: hey

Kiara: hm. Nevermind.

John b: *chokes*

John b: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

JJ: you left me in the parking lot two weeks ago

John B: I did that on purpose

Pope, arriving on the motorbike JJ taught him how to ride

JJ: wow, I’d like to ride that

John b: I know. The wheels look fucking sick.

JJ: oh yeah, the bike too.

John b, absolutely disgusted : oh come on, man-

JJ at some point

JJ: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?’

Pope, somewhere in the background: I married that idiot

John B, also somewhere in the background: Yes you did

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie

OUTER BANKS MASTERLIST !

Send requests for anyone in outer banks I just started writing for them after season four came out

I only write x fem reader sorry

💋- smut

🧸- fluff

🥀- angst

🎀- blurb

Kiara Carrera

my girl 💋

Sarah Cameron

JJ Maybank

John B Routledge

Pope Hayward

Rafe Cameron

MY FIRST EVER FANFIC AHHH!!!

If you read it, please leave comments🙏 I would love to know what you think of it

Last two are SERIOUSLY debatable, but peoples choice, so choose wisely.

this is going to sound really mean but watching sarah fall off the boat the way she did made me cackle 💀💀

I love women like they are so sweet and nice and beautiful like I love when I talk to or meet a nice woman it feels so refreshing like ugh I love you, why are some girls nasty and bitchy when you could be a cutie okay anyways rant over thanks for listening 😛😛