Pope: Well, JJ And I Finally Did It!

Cleo: Can you teach me how to hoe?

JJ: Rude.

JJ: *sips beer*

JJ: But yes.

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

JJ: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
Pope: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
JJ: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
Pope: Is it working?

JJ at some point

JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility

Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-

JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Pope : How’d you know?

JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

JJ: I even picked it up once.

JJ: My hands are cold.

Pope : Here, let me hold them.

JJ: My lips are cold too.

Pope : *covers JJ’s mouth with his hand*

JJ, muffled: jokes on you, I’m into this

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie

JJ: Pope, you love me, right?

Pope : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.