SO MANY EMOTIONS AFTER TODAYS STREAM
I MAKE MY OWN CANON
He didn't mean to kill him - it was was an accident he swears!
He didn't mean to kill George, he didn't see the creeper.
That's what he thought he'd say at trial when faced in front of the entire SMP, isn't that what the trial was for?
He had been coming from Kinoko Kingdom, in secret from the other members - they didn't know he visited, he was only checking on Foolish. The God had been taking a break from the mansion and Ranboo knew that without checking up on him, the God would work himself to the bone but today he wasn't there - just thinking that Foolish had taken Jr on a small trip.
George had been walking past just as a creeper began to explode behind Ranboo, none of them saw it. George died. Ranboo survived. He thought that they'd blame him for not seeing the creeper earlier.
Turns out that wasn't the crime.
The community house was blown up again. Second time running. Puffy was guilty - he knew that, he was there when it blew up. She never spoke up. She wasn't even there. Was she with Foolish? Nobody would listen to him.
Tubbo, his husband, looked so disappointed. He doesn't know about the enderstate. They'd had an argument about it. A bad one. Ranboo had tried explaining the state but Tubbo didn't believe him. Nobody else on the server had this issue so why would he? The fight hurt. A lot. After, he fled to his house at the Arctic - it's not his home. Tubbo and Michael are his home. They hadn't spoke since then - it's only been a couple days.
Sam was the judge. Dream was less protected. Tommy was more on edge.
"Ranboo, you have been found-"
Please not guilty
Please not guilty
He wanted to apologise to Tubbo
He wanted to go home
"-guilty of blowning up the community house. You are exiled until we see fit."
No...no!
This isn't how it was meant to go.
He had pulled against the restraints to try and get free before looking at Sam for the last time, "Can I speak to Tubbo? In private?"
The request was refused until Tommy stepped in, "Sam, I'll go with them. I can protect me and Tubbo, plus I want to speak to him before exile."
Request accepted and he was pulled into another room.
Tubbo was crying.
Ranboo was hugged- it hurt - tears hurt.
Apologies were everywhere.
Tommy had asked why he did it - he didn't have any answers.
It was Quackity that had taken him to exile.
He had escaped as soon as Quackity looked at his phone.
He fled to the arctic.
He told Phil and Techno what had happened.
They denied ever seeing him when the SMP came looking.
Ranboo didn't know that Tubbo came later, no armour or weapons, begging to know if they had seen him. Tubbo wanted him safe. He didn't want another Tommy situation. They told him his location. Tubbo never visited in case the SMP followed him but sometimes Michael showed up for a couple hours before Phil took him away. Michael told him about Foolish being around more often, he had caught conversation about Ranboo killing Foolish if Tubbo was hurt but didn't understand.
That was a year ago.
He is returning from exile. Angry. Hurt. The SMP had shown up yesterday and had taken Phil and Techno away from him and now he is coming back for vengeance.
Full maxed out netherite. Every golden apple in the Arctic. Strength potions. Totems. Carl.
He had never been more prepared for a war and thats what he is bringing to them. Don't mess with his family.
Don’t imagine whenever Tommy get free time, he goes over to check on the allium and just smile while thinking of the ONLY ONE ON THIS FUCKING SERVER OTHER THAN DREAM AND HIS DEAD BROTHER who visited him in exile
/rp/DSMP
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
U Jo O
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
WHO'S READY FOR ANGST?
Tw// He fucking dies
He finally did it...
He revealed his place as a spy...
His month long plans finally was in the light...
Was it worth it?
He heard the whispers as he walked around Pogtopia. He heard Niki crying before he went to sleep. He heard Wilbur plotting with Techno and Tommy. He heard everything.
He knew they didnt trust him - why would they?
He burned Niki's flag
He destroyed the walls
He disowned his own father
He knew what he needed to do to gain their trust - even though it may cost him his life.
Every turn seemed to lead him deeper into a maze, a neverending loop. Until one iron door.
Knock
Knock
Knock
It opens.
Standing in the doorway is a clearly angered Wilbur, "What is it Fundy? We're busy." The sharpness in his tone made him hesitate before stating, "I'm going to Manburg in the morning, I probably wont return. You'll know why soon enough." Before the words could set in, he left to his room. He spent the rest of the night writing letters to all of Pogtopia, mostly sorries, but two letters were different.
One letter expressed death, another victory.
True to his word, once daylight hit him, he broke through the dirt and headed towards his old home. It was midday when he finally arrived, he met with Schlatt within the hour.
He and Schlatt were facing each other, bows drawn by 3pm.
Eret stood between them holding the two letters. Nobody saw the trio - Wilbur, Techno and Niki - hiding as they watched the duel go down.
1...
Eret took one step back, a small one, not wanting to see the results of the fight. He knew Fundy was a spy for a while now but he also knew of the acts that he did. Fundy was and would always be his friend - his karaoke partner - his platonic soulmate.
2...
Another step. The crowd around them getting nervous and antsy.
3..
4..
5
6
7
Schlatt smirks and releases the arrow prematurely - barely grazing Eret...but it hit Fundy the opposite side of his heart.
They ran to their friend. Wilbur's sight blurred from tears, his son - his only son. His true unfinished symphony. He held onto Fundy tightly as Niki was held by Eret, them both crying for their old friend. Even though she thought of him as a traitor this past month, he was her best friend while part of L'Manburg.
He grabbed onto his father loosely, "I tried, Pa. I tried to get you home." His eyes were glazed over, he was looking around but he couldn't see anything, "I know, my son. You did everything just right. We'll be home soon." Fundy's last remaining vision started to fade, "Kill him for me, Pa. Go home. Build up L-L'Manberg."
"Of course, my son, I love you."
The last 3 words would forever be unheard by the fox...
One final phrase left Wilbur's mouth that night - he was going to respect Fundy's final wish.
"Technoblade, opperation JFK."
So I just want ONE small chance of fwt being canon and married and happy so here I guess?
Tw://Forced kiss, death
"I OBJECT!"
The hall was silent as it was yelled just before they were pronounced partners forever after.
All eyes turn to the source of the interruption - a certain brunette in a cyan shirt with a fake Supreme logo.
"Dream take this chicken!" George says before forcing the chicken into his hands and kissing Dream, holding him so he couldn't escape.
"George what the fuck?!" Dream yells when he can finally get out of the hold because of Sapnap and Eret, Fundy frozen in shock, "We broke up ages ago, get over it! You cheated like 5 times! You had your chance and now you're trying to ruin my chances of being happy with Fundy! You're not doing this, not today." He grabs George and drags him over to the edge of the island, "I hate you George."
A small "Wheeeeeee" came from the small audience that formed around themas George fell down from the island. They all went back to finish the wedding ceremony.
Hope you enjoy - I'm going to upload an angstier version soon >:)
Based on Otp prompt generator:
A-Spen getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Willa because they didn’t stop the microwave’s obnoxious beeping in time.
Tonight was a weird night, normally A-Spen didn’t get dreams or nightmares but tonight was the one night when they had to get a terrible nightmare of when they were being chased by Willa and her pack but instead of not being found, both A-Li and A-Lan were caught and killed. A-Spen themself wasn’t caught but losing the ones they had to protect and care for is worst than being found. They get out of bed to look for their glasses that allows them to research different subjects, only stopping when they almost trip over her sleeping guest, “Willa is sleeping over, I forgot.” A-Spen thought and smiled, “She’s less of a terrifying wolf and more like a puppy when she’s asleep, it’s cute.”
They snapped out of thought and grabbed the glasses from the dresser, “Nightmare remedies.” They whisper and millions of searches appear from comfort to food to sleeping again, “I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep again, but I am slightly hungry so I’ll try food.” They make their way downstairs and looks through the cupboards, eventually deciding on a packet of noodles, “Empty the packet, pour boiling water, cover and put in the microwave for 3 minutes. Seem easy enough.” They follow through with the instructions, accidentally burning themselves with the water in the process but soon the noodles were cooking, “Now to wait.”
They decided to put on their glasses again and search random results like aliens and laugh at the untrue facts, “We don’t have 3 eyes or green skin.” They thought and looks more into different representations of aliens, eventually finding the article about their arrival with A-Li and A-Lan, “I’m glad this was the planet we landed on.”
Soon, a loud beeping came from the microwave and interrupted their searching, “What’s happening? Is an alarm going off?” They look around in panic before remembering the microwave and quickly opens the door, “I hope I didn’t wake-“ They were interrupted by the kitchen door opening revealing Willa, “What’s with all the beeping?” “I was making food, I had a nightmare and the internet says food helps.” “You could’ve woken me up, what was the nightmare about?” A-spen puts the bowl down, “Remember when you and your pack were looking for me, A-Li and A-Lan?” Willa nods and comes closer, “Instead of us all being safe, you managed to catch A-Li and A-Lan…you killed them.” Tears started to fall from A-Spen’s eyes and Willa came over and hugged them, “I wouldn’t have killed them, if yous had taken or harmed the moonstone then maybe but we wouldn’t have then. I just would’ve tried to scare you into revealing your plans.” She holds them tighter, “Let’s get your food and we can watch something together, does that sound good?” A-Spen nods and they went to lie on the sofa. The night ended with credits rolling, cuddles, sleep, and an empty bowl.