Made Some Versions Of The Agony Grip For My Friends For When The Whole Gang Gets It . Including Different

Welp, you asked, so you shall receive: FYODOR TIME.

The entire point of the IRL book Crime and Punishment is the philosophical idea that fictional justification will never be enough to excuse an IRL crime: no matter how many times Raskolnikov told himself that he could get away with murder, the moment he killed his target he was consumed by guilt. Asagiri, a man who is constantly putting his underage girl characters in sexual situations for no reason whatsoever, absolutely does not wish to believe that this is the case.

This is why Fyodor Dostoevsky is a villain in BSD: so that his Google results will be flooded with people defaming him and his ideas and what he ACTUALLY said will get buried. (Asagiri knows that this is possible because it happened with Mori: in real life, Yosano was his closest and only female friend, and BSD fans vandalized their Wikipedia pages to erase this.)

Now, you may be wondering “then what’s up with Fyodor’s plan? Clearly, he knows there’s a God and that God is Asagiri, so why put him in the story at all?” This is wish fulfillment from Asagiri, plain and simple. There’s a reason why all of the named DoA members are famous literary CRITICS and their desire is to remove Abilities: Asagiri wishes to make people believe that anyone who disagrees with his worldview that his actions are harmless is an evil monster who wants to censor or otherwise destroy all literature, when in actuality, we have every right to be disgusted and outraged by his actions. At this point, my dream is for Fyodor to get the Book and create a new story that respects the authors it makes bank off pretending to glorify.

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piece for a haikaveh zine

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

How do some people think atsushi is just some uwu innocent soft boy when he's literally so salty

Do they not see this

I would hypothetically hypothetically do this

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

Before the floodgates open, here is some screensaver nostalgia in the meantime...

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

As a random thought...

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now