(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
Absolutely dumb 🤣
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headcanon that Bruce is worried about his kids who don’t live with them and who he no longer gives an allowance to. Specifically Dick and Jason. But they’re too proud and “self-sufficient” to ever accept any money Bruce tries to give them,,,,,, so Bruce gets . . . creative.
jason: *walking through his apartment* Jason: *grabs Jane Austen book* *five hundred dollars spills onto his lap from inside the book* Jason: Jason: what the fuck, Bruce
Dick: *tired af* Dick: *pours himself the sugariest cereal in his cabinet* *a check labeled “for the dentist you will obviously need* Dick: Dick: I’ll deal with this once I’ve had coffee
Jason: *putting on a show for a few watching criminals* get outta the Alley, Bat! Bruce: I need information first, Hood. Jason: *internally thinking “this is not part of the script!”* what d’ya want? Bruce: the locations of Penguin’s goons. Jason: *rattles off locations, assuming Bruce just wants to draw out the act* Bruce: *nods solemnly and hands him four hundred dollars* for your trouble *disappears* Jason: Jason: *mutters under his breath* I swear to god Dick: *walking down the street* a little boy: hey mister!!! Dick: uh—hello? Are you okay, kid? What’s up? Boy: some dude in a really fancy suit asked me t’ give you this! *hands him an envelope that is obviously money* Dick: Dick: *smiling through gritted teeth* ah, thanks. Um where did you say he was? Kid: *shrugs* Dick: here. Just take the envelope to your mom, okay? Jason: *going through paperwork for a case* his goons: *knock on the door* Jason: come in goons: uh, hood, sir— Jason: *raises eyebrow* yeah? Goons: we just got . . . Paid? Jason: by who??? Ain’t I payin’ ya? Goons: exactly. So uh, we don’t know where the’ money came from. But it’s a shit ton. Jason: *sighs* and why are you even coming to me about this? Why not take the money for yourselves? Goons: there was a post it on th’ bills sayin’ “I’ll know if this does not reach Hood”. Writing was crap. Jason: *under his breath* fuck
I don't think these two will get any quality screen time in the foreseeable future (if ever). So why not reminisce about the good old times.
Remember how the IPC sent Dr. Ratio with Aventurine to make sure he stays alive? And how the best thing he could think of was to just tell Aventurine to stay alive? And how he was absolutely sure it'd work ("You'll thank me later")? And how it totally absolutely did work?
Well done, doc. Nailed it.
btw I love how sun literally started to shine in that cutscene the moment he read the note.
I drew the gang,
Okay, my personal opinion is that kaveh If he were to be any different skin color other than white, it would be like a really nice tan because he's often in the sun because of his job, but alhaitham usually stays inside so I don't understand why. Whenever people blackwash them, they always make the feeble scholar that's always staying inside darker than the one that's always outside regularly in the desert and is an architect. I personally think that either he burns or freckles or burn freckles I'm talking about kaveh Just so you know