Been thinking about this a lot.
If Venom is so much of a loser back home, how did they end up on this highly important mission? What possible purpose would they serve? Riot is the leader, of course, and I’m assuming Carrion (yellow) and Blight (blue) would probably be like combat and study, so why is this dumb gay there?
And then it hit me.
The only constructs Venom ever produced during fights were defensive. When the Foundation goons bust up Eddie’s apartment, they make a shield to protect the people whose window they just crashed through from getting shot. The fight with Riot, they produce a big one to keep him from tearing their face off. After the rocket, they created a parachute so Eddie didn’t get hurt—at what could easily have been the cost of their own life. They told Anne not to get involved because it would be dangerous.
Venom was just a tank. The only reason they were there was to take damage and keep the others safe.
Fuck, man.
I’ve decided I want to live in a yellow house
Venom: “LADIES AND MUDDAFUCKIN GENTLEMEN. YA BOI, THE LEGENDARY CHEEK SPREADER IS BACK AND BLACKER THAN EVER AND I’M LOOKING FOR A FRESH TIGHT CHOCOLATE STARFISH TO KNUCKLE FUCK ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR COLON AND NOW WHO VOLUNTEERS TO BE MY FIRST VICTIM”
Eddie, all the way in the back: [slowly raises his hand]
For anyone wondering why this is so familiar, it originated from a book called “I want my hat back”
remember that trend in the earlier days of tumblr where ppl would draw this with every fucking fandom? yeah
moomin going ABSOLUTELY out of his mind when he sees snufkin and snufkin going “ah. moomin :)” so moomin has to take a second to try and be cool like “ah. yes. snufkin :)”
When I say I ship Spideypool I don’t mean MCU Spideypool because that’s fucking gross.
I mean I ship this Spideypool from the comic books:
oblivious
gay thought: snufkin hides his tail in canon because it wags a lot around moomin and he gets super embarrassed about it
hes self councious :(
im SO TIRED. but couldnt sleep before drawing this post