Just An Experiment. Reblog If You Actually Give A Fuck About Male Victims Of Domestic Violence And Rape.

I’ve read a few stories about the not-deer cryptids of the Midwest, and decided to post this video I took last summer. I was riding a mini bike, and saw a deer in a field nearby. I whipped my phone out to take a video, but a few seconds into filming it, you can hear my voice crack. This Thing was not a deer. There were not enough joints. Or was it too many? It’s ears were too big, and it’s face looked like it was deformed severely. It’s eyes also faced forwards, something usually only found in predators. It walked strangely, and it’s neck was too long, accompanied by a body way too big for it. Directly after taking this video I jumped back on the mini bike and rode away at full speed. It still makes stomach sink when I think about it.

Venom: “LADIES AND MUDDAFUCKIN GENTLEMEN. YA BOI, THE LEGENDARY CHEEK SPREADER IS BACK AND BLACKER THAN EVER AND I’M LOOKING FOR A FRESH TIGHT CHOCOLATE STARFISH TO KNUCKLE FUCK ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR COLON AND NOW WHO VOLUNTEERS TO BE MY FIRST VICTIM”

Eddie, all the way in the back: [slowly raises his hand]

Some doodle i did about this AU that i've been thinking about...

Been thinking about this a lot.

If Venom is so much of a loser back home, how did they end up on this highly important mission? What possible purpose would they serve? Riot is the leader, of course, and I’m assuming Carrion (yellow) and Blight (blue) would probably be like combat and study, so why is this dumb gay there?

And then it hit me.

The only constructs Venom ever produced during fights were defensive. When the Foundation goons bust up Eddie’s apartment, they make a shield to protect the people whose window they just crashed through from getting shot. The fight with Riot, they produce a big one to keep him from tearing their face off. After the rocket, they created a parachute so Eddie didn’t get hurt—at what could easily have been the cost of their own life. They told Anne not to get involved because it would be dangerous.

Venom was just a tank. The only reason they were there was to take damage and keep the others safe.

Fuck, man.

back when you were 5 years old and you found a dead rat on the pavement 

don’t say anything, just reblog.

For anyone wondering why this is so familiar, it originated from a book called “I want my hat back”

remember that trend in the earlier days of tumblr where ppl would draw this with every fucking fandom? yeah

Columbiners are like “there’s an orb in my selfie I think it’s Dylan Klebold watching over me” Like dude why would a 17 year old kid that hated the world want to watch over your special snowflake ass he just wanted to watch foot porn and die it’s probably a dead relative or something