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i will never get over them making percy tell nico his sister was dead. i don't care how responsible he felt, that boy was 13 years old. the only thing he was responsible for was learning surface area of 3D shapes.
remember when percy used to just casually bribe people? and then target their insecurity to manipulate them to get what he wanted? because i do. every day.
Real
Percy: Where's dad?
Triton: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Triton, shouting: Percy Jackson is stupid!
Percy: Hey!
Poseidon, distantly: Percy is the smartest demigod ever! The greatest! Even better than Hercules and Athena's spawns! Whoever said that will taste this trident-
Triton: Found him.