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Op change your fucking url

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

Yeah, I'll take a potato of luck

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

I’m sorry, you what? I-

HOW?

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE