norskidiot

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I got possessed by some art demon I think and spent the last

*checks time*

5 and a half hours drawing a guy.

Anyways, here's the guy, isn't he great?

He's covered in blood for normal reasons

Yeah, I'll take a potato of luck

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

I hurt my fingie :(

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

Op change your fucking url

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

Like, it's always in the back of my head. I'm constantly looking for places to hide and ways to not die.

Is every other American high/middle schooler constantly paranoid that there'll be a school shooter? I'm honestly curious because I'm paranoid every minute of the school day (in-person)

Yeah pretty much like we shouldn't be worrying about that but we kinda have to. I know especially when there's assemblys or something is happening where there's gonna be a lot of us in one place, I get more nervous.

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

IT’S A  R  A  T

still thinking bout antique perfume bottles…

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing