Gaud, I Adore You, But How DARE You Point This Out To Us????

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

OH SHI-

THEY REMOVED THE AUTO-MUTE AND AUTO-TURN-CAMERA-OFF FEATURES ON ZOOM.