But I Wanna

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

Puki yes

are you a substitute teacher tho?????

No, that would be hilarious though. I’d go to one class and make every student hate my guts, I’d be an asshole, they would want me dead. Then I’d go to the next class and put on a movie, give out candy, bring in donuts, have open discussions about how their lives are going, really be there for those kids. I’d do this until everyone in the school either loved me or hated me, and then I’d watch them fight.

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

exactly

I told my genie I wish not to die a virgin

He granted me immortality.

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE