I Genuinely Thought That It Said Reptiles Instead Of Replies The First Time I Read It And I Just Accepted

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

Yeah, I'll take a potato of luck

Like, it's always in the back of my head. I'm constantly looking for places to hide and ways to not die.

Is every other American high/middle schooler constantly paranoid that there'll be a school shooter? I'm honestly curious because I'm paranoid every minute of the school day (in-person)

Yeah pretty much like we shouldn't be worrying about that but we kinda have to. I know especially when there's assemblys or something is happening where there's gonna be a lot of us in one place, I get more nervous.

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

I got possessed by some art demon I think and spent the last

*checks time*

5 and a half hours drawing a guy.

Anyways, here's the guy, isn't he great?

He's covered in blood for normal reasons

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again