Oh How I Wish It Was Real

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels