*slorp*
A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?
Ur not as epic as you think you are
You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility
It do be like that sometimes
I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real
This is just my friend group
found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic
I got possessed by some art demon I think and spent the last
*checks time*
5 and a half hours drawing a guy.
Anyways, here's the guy, isn't he great?
He's covered in blood for normal reasons
Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????
someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it
Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now
men's clothes should be slutty again
That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.
*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*
Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.
*opens my 2nd set of teeth*
Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?
Teen Vogue what r u doing
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-
damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020
Mostly just some rando reblogging stuff, being gay, and just being kinda stupid in general
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