Oh No, I Was Fully Aware. I Just Wanted To Be Helpful, So I Didn’t Care

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?

Ur not as epic as you think you are

You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

IT’S A  R  A  T

still thinking bout antique perfume bottles…

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

OH SHI-

THEY REMOVED THE AUTO-MUTE AND AUTO-TURN-CAMERA-OFF FEATURES ON ZOOM.

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?