Latest Posts by norskidiot - Page 2

Woah woah woah, back up, again???

my entire living space smells like garlic and I don’t know why

You mean to tell me it’s not?????

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?

Ur not as epic as you think you are

You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility

Puki yes

are you a substitute teacher tho?????

No, that would be hilarious though. I’d go to one class and make every student hate my guts, I’d be an asshole, they would want me dead. Then I’d go to the next class and put on a movie, give out candy, bring in donuts, have open discussions about how their lives are going, really be there for those kids. I’d do this until everyone in the school either loved me or hated me, and then I’d watch them fight.

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

exactly

I told my genie I wish not to die a virgin

He granted me immortality.

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

OH SHI-

THEY REMOVED THE AUTO-MUTE AND AUTO-TURN-CAMERA-OFF FEATURES ON ZOOM.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-

damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North

I’m sorry, you what? I-

HOW?

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually