You Mean To Tell Me It’s Not?????

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

Like, it's always in the back of my head. I'm constantly looking for places to hide and ways to not die.

Is every other American high/middle schooler constantly paranoid that there'll be a school shooter? I'm honestly curious because I'm paranoid every minute of the school day (in-person)

Yeah pretty much like we shouldn't be worrying about that but we kinda have to. I know especially when there's assemblys or something is happening where there's gonna be a lot of us in one place, I get more nervous.

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?

Ur not as epic as you think you are

You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North