A Human Woman In Strange Tattered Armor Sitting At The Bar...with A Bone Plated, Reptilian Demon In Blue

This is actually pretty awesome

I had a dream last night...

In this dream universe, if you say “good eye, mite” three times in a mirror, Crocodile Dundee appears and stabs you UNLESS you have a bigger knife than him. Then he grants you three wishes

Me going into any uncertain situation from now on: I’M ONE WITH THE FORCE THE FORCE IS WITH ME. I’M ONE WITH THE FORCE THE FORCE IS WITH ME.I’M ONE WITH THE FORCE THE FORCE IS WITH ME.I’M ONE WITH THE FORCE THE FORCE IS WITH ME.

Thor Imagine

Imagine being the youngest Avenger and Thor finding out after years- much to your embarrassment, that you were Odinist (a modern way of worshipping the Norse Gods) before meeting him in Arizona when he fell from the sky...

And once he finds out, he takes you straight to Asgard for the royal visit of your mortal life...

WHY YOU GOTTA HURT ME, BIOWARE?!? I thought we were friends?!?!

Bioware: “No big Andromeda announcements on N7 day this year ;) ;)”

Fandom:

Bioware: *releases new Andromeda trailer*

Fandom: 

Bioware: “This is Commander Shepard, signing off.”

Fandom: 

If he comes with settings, does that mean I can buy him in bulk?

Why is he like this?

CD Projekt Red really saw everybody out here yelling “fuck the police” and decided to go make River “I’ll google recipes to make you think I know how to cook for you and my sister’s family” Ward just to make everyone feel conflicted about just how literal they wanted to get. Thank you, CD! The discourse is hilarious!

Snape: We already have potions…candy…and magical creatures that do our bidding…so…why not? Turn to page 394 of your Wizard-dex, Mr Ketchum!

Imagine a game like Pokemon Go for every fandom.

One of only two scruffy kings I would follow into battle!

Cooking with Loki.

I have so many and my sister listens! Don't know if I'd still be writing my novel without her. Love you, Dani!