Needless To Say I'm Odds And Ends But I'll Be Stumbling Away Slowly Learning That Life Is Okay

being on this app and also having a lot of bisexuals in your social circles will deadass make you forget 100% straight people actually exist sometimes

All the Lynda Carter posts that cross my dash have the vibe of your great aunt asking you what you’re up to since the last time she saw you, and when you explain she is slightly perplexed but genuinely delighted to know more, which automatically makes her your favorite aunt.

Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early

Cardinal: pope’s a yank

Vatican employee: what?

Cardinal: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Sistine Chapel* pope’s a yank

Hercules (1997) dir. Ron Clements and John Musker

#Me booping every blog I see on my dash

how to recognise a mike flanagan show:

1. people saying 4 pages of dialogue to another person who will stare back at them, looking devastated

2. mike flanagan's wife looking unbelievably hot

3. gay activity

4. carla gugino scaring the shit out of someone

5. just the worst gore you have ever seen. only for a few seconds. but christ it will stay with you

You, Nancy Wheeler, have guns, plural, in your bedroom?

Henry Cavill as Gus March-Phillips THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) Dir: Guy Ritchie