Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early
Cardinal: pope’s a yank
Vatican employee: what?
Cardinal: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Sistine Chapel* pope’s a yank
-Gabriela Mistral
if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:
children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations
children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common
children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname
parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous
everyone stops having children right now
DamianodeiManeskin: *canta in inglese*
Tumblr Italia tutta, all’unisono:
babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again
me logging into tumblr dot com on april 1st
Rest in Peace, Mr. Turner