Vatican Employee: Oh Hey U Guys Are Back Early

-Gabriela Mistral

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

DamianodeiManeskin: *canta in inglese*

Tumblr Italia tutta, all’unisono:

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

me logging into tumblr dot com on april 1st

Rest in Peace, Mr. Turner