-Gabriela Mistral

My local bookstore is so fed up and tbh I love that for them they should choose violence more

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

#Merry crisis

This killed me

I actually love this duo, deranged and infant is a top tier dynamic