Price: What’s your type Y/n.
Y/N: Traumatized men with fat tits that have breeding kinks.
Price: I mean your— you know what never mind.
Simon: *glares*
“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
Pairing : unsealed!gojo x wife!y/n
A/N : here's my contribution to the return of our beefy gojo satoru's headcanons! enjoy ^^
WARNINGS : crying, established relationship
Unsealed!Gojo whose first thought after being released is to look for his wife
Unsealed!Gojo who forgets he has powers to teleport, running & stumbling his way home
Wife!y/n who just like the past eighteen days, sits on the dining table resting her head on it as gojo's plate of food get's colder
Unsealed!Gojo who runs his frantic hands all along your body for any sign of hurt or injury
Wife!y/n who mirrors his expression and action with reciprocated feelings
Unsealed!Gojo who pulls you a little too hard towards himself and feels your head bump into his chest
Wife!y/n throwing weak punches anywhere she can on gojo and biting on his biceps
Unsealed!Gojo whispering gentle sorries and promises to never leave again in your ears
Wife!y/n who after a good hour of sobbing into his husband's chest realizes just how buffier his body feels against her
Unsealed!Gojo who realizes his wife has only got skinnier and weaker
Wife!y/n who asks if he'd like his food reheated clearly unable to think how to act in the moment
Unsealed!Gojo who would shake his head with a chuckle as he sits on your seat placing you on his lap instead
Wife!y/n who's still crying so hard she can't chew on her food
Unsealed!Gojo who rubs your back gently and slowly reminding you to take it easy as he offers another spoonful
Wife!y/n refusing to eat anymore of it and burying her face in the crook of the man's neck, taking in the comforting scent she so longed for
Unsealed!Gojo who finishes both their plates with silent tears and a fast asleep wife in his lap
Wife!y/n who unconsciously clutchs the front of his black tshirt as he takes her to their room bridal style
Unsealed!Gojo who puts you and himself in your favourite couple pajamas ready for the bed
Wife!y/n who wakes up crying and shaking profusely in the middle of the night whisper shouting, "please s-satoru, don't be a dream" along her many incoherent words
Unsealed!Gojo who snuggles impossibly close to your fragile figure pressing long assuring kisses on your face and lips knowing they calm you down
Wife!y/n 's futile attempts at scooting away from her husband because this wouldn't have been how he expected her to react
Unsealed!Gojo who only brings your kicking legs together with his thighs, telling you to breathe from your nose before diving in for a particularly long kiss that doesn't end until you're sleep and sound...
A/N : n that's it! hope u liked it ^-^ likes & reblogs are appreciated ♡
Tags : @nanamikentoseyebags @maybekoya @luckimoon
talk about our future, like we had a clue. never planned that one day i'd be losing you.
tybw spoilers, angst, sadness, pls i'm sorry you guys this is just something short that popped up in my mind, let me know if you guys kinda want something else with this ship on like how they met or whatever, after reading this go listen to build a home by the cinematic orchestra ft patrick watson & the one that got away by katy petty, other creations | jūshirō ukitake
You didn't enjoy how Shunsui Kyōraku was looking at you. His eyes reeked with sadness and sorrow while you lean forward to pour the steaming tea into his cup. You purposely chose lavender tea because it helped with stress—he was the newest commander of all the divisions after all. You can only imagine how stressful that new role was pushed upon him so suddenly amid a war. The silence between you two made you nervous, but you had a feeling that your husband's best friend was here across the Chabudai like old times for a reason.
A reason that you didn't want to accept just yet.
"I'm sorry, Y/N." Shunsui breaks the avoidable sound of nothingness. A void that you didn't want to break because you knew why he was apologizing.
He places the folded white captain coat you've seen your husband wiggle his frame in before the sun has risen many times on the Chabudai and slides it closer to you.
Your chest tighten so harshly that it felt like you couldn't breathe. It felt like a tight chain was wrapped around your chest and limbs and only growing tighter with each passing second of your own silence. Your shoulders lowered and your body couldn't help but slouch at his words. You blink a couple times thinking that maybe this was a nightmare. That if you blinked just five more times, you'll wake up and he'll be right next to sleeping peacefully. But your fifth time blinking, Shunsui still was there.
Your hands shook as you pick up your own cup to sip the warm liquid before speaking, "For what Shunsui? Say it. What exactly are you apologizing for?"
You thought that maybe Shunsui ripping the bandaid off fully would be better. That you can surpass the emotions that were currently attempting to break through this strong barrier you've built up since being married to him. A barrier that you had to build since you knew something like this could happen.
Shunsui's perfectly sculpted jaw clenches, but not in frustration. He didn't want to admit this to you because he still couldn't believe it. He knew this would break you.
"He's gone, Y/N. Jūshirō is gone."
Your eyes graze downward at the white fabric in front of you and finally, the tears you were holding back finally came tumbling down your heated cheeks. A shaky sigh passed by your lips as you were trying your hardest to process this. Your thoughts were swirling around your mind so loudly and quickly that you wanted to turn your brain off. You wanted to climb back into bed and weep until you ran out of tears. But you couldn't.
He wouldn't want that. But gosh, this hurts. It felt like you just received a knife to the heart. Because that's what was taken from you. Your heart. Your moon. Your soulmate.
You went to ask how did it happen. You deserved to know but weren't quite sure if you could handle the truth of that. Your lips went dry parts to speak, but the door of the area you and Shunsui were in was slid open and your head turns to see who was coming in. Your heart cracks in your chest seeing your little baby crawl into the room followed by one of your friends whose been hear with your since Jushiro hasn't been home. He hated when you were home alone.
"I'm so sorry, Y/N. Haru is such a busybody." Your friend jokes but her lips form a straight line when she realizes the tension in the room.
"It's okay, he can stay. But do you think you can pack some things for me? I think I'm going to be staying at my family's estate for a couple of days." Your arms open up so little Haru could climb into your lap.
Your friend didn't question why the suddenness of you needing to go be with your family, but she only nods before excusing herself to do what you asked.
Your head rests on top of Haru's head briefly. His white locks of hair that were beginning to grow faster than you expected tickled your chin. Your eyes met with Shunsui's and the look in them grew darker. Haru's curious hands reach forward to attempt to grab at his father's captain coat which still was like a haunted artifact that you didn't want to touch in the middle of the table.
"Did he die in battle? Fighting?" You asked.
"Sacrificed." Shunsui's answer was short and brief. He sips from his cup despite the fact that the warm liquid didn't calm his nerves at all.
A sad chuckle erupts from you and you give Shunsui a sad lopsided grin, "Of course he did."
Silence overcame you and Shunsui again. You couldn't quite understand how silence couldn't be heard. But it could be considered the loudest sound a person can hear. A deafening void that left a nasty pit in your stomach that was tied into the nastiest knots at the moment.
"Are you going to be okay?" Shunsui leans forwards closer and his large frame leans against the wooden table.
"No, but we'll get through it." Your fingers run through Haru's hair to push some of it out his face.
Shunsui's eyes looked at the infant in your lap and now his stomach was the one churning into abhorrent knots. He was staring at a reflection of Jushiro in the baby. From the curious doe eyes, the crystal white hair, and even down to the way his face scrunched up in frustration due to him not being able to reach Jūshirō's captain coat. His best friend made the same exact face when he was frustrated.
"Will you though? You lost your husband, Y/N. It's okay to break down."
"And you lost your best friend Shunsui, but you must stay strong too because you have commanding captain duties to do, right? The war isn't over yet." You hugged Haru closer because it felt like alongside the memories you shared with Jūshirō that Haru was the last thing of him left.
"Haru and I will be okay because Jūshirō's best friend will not leave me alone until he ensures that I am. Plus, I'm positive that's something he told you to do before he made his decision. Am I correct?"
I am sick and TIRED of slutty little men and their slutty little waists
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE
I CAN’T HEAR YOUUUU
FANFICTION IS JUST BETTER.
“god, he’s just so…ugh fuck…you know?” you curse through gritted teeth, hands held before you in a choking motion.
jayce stares at you from across the room, brows furrowed in confused concern. “I-“
“it’s like he does it on purpose. he knows what he’s doing when he walks in all good morning lásko, how did you sleep?” you voice drops a few octaves as you imitate your lab partner. “it’s infuriating, i just want to grab him and shake him but i’m scared he’s gonna break.”
“hey, maybe-“ jayce unsuccessfully tries to pipe up again.
“and i get it, it’s not appropriate but it’s either gonna end with me kissing or choking him out next time because i can’t do it anymore.” your rant ends with a huff as you drop your head to the table on defeat.
“you can kiss or choke me, either way i don’t mind but please, do not be gentle” the accustomed accent floats through the room and you feel the weight of the universe crash down upon you at the realisation viktor had heard everything. “i will not break but i’m touched to know you are concerned.”
you feel a hand brush against your shoulder as he passes, the familiar patter of his footsteps and cane simultaneously calming and quickening your pulse. the heat of his body warms your bare arm as he leans over, lips now at the shell of your ear. “good morning lásko, how did you sleep?”
no talking stage I pull u towards me by our red string of fate and then we kiss on the mouth
Viktor the man you are.
“god, he’s just so…ugh fuck…you know?” you curse through gritted teeth, hands held before you in a choking motion.
jayce stares at you from across the room, brows furrowed in confused concern. “I-“
“it’s like he does it on purpose. he knows what he’s doing when he walks in all good morning lásko, how did you sleep?” you voice drops a few octaves as you imitate your lab partner. “it’s infuriating, i just want to grab him and shake him but i’m scared he’s gonna break.”
“hey, maybe-“ jayce unsuccessfully tries to pipe up again.
“and i get it, it’s not appropriate but it’s either gonna end with me kissing or choking him out next time because i can’t do it anymore.” your rant ends with a huff as you drop your head to the table on defeat.
“you can kiss or choke me, either way i don’t mind but please, do not be gentle” the accustomed accent floats through the room and you feel the weight of the universe crash down upon you at the realisation viktor had heard everything. “i will not break but i’m touched to know you are concerned.”
you feel a hand brush against your shoulder as he passes, the familiar patter of his footsteps and cane simultaneously calming and quickening your pulse. the heat of his body warms your bare arm as he leans over, lips now at the shell of your ear. “good morning lásko, how did you sleep?”
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