You Can Form A Casual Insult Towards Anyone From Anywhere In The World With The Simple Formula Of:

yeah the rest of the body, the hips may lie but what about the rest of the body?

my hips would lie to you

- Alestorm - Uzbekistan

- Amon Amarth - Tattered Banners and Bloody Flags

- Kendrick Lamar - hey now

MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

reblog this with 3 songs:

the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)

your current favourite song

a song of your choice

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mine:

its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele

trastevere - måneskin

nevermore - queen

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tagggzzzz: (np ofc) @heartstopper-lover123 @s0lit4ir3 @ali-da-demon @vicwritesfic @skeelly @charliethinks @tori-my-love @chronic-skeptic @toulouseradiosilence @stewpid-soup @nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @pessimistic-gh0st @theshyqueergirl @crowleybrekkers @a-bowl-of-soop @frogfairy444 @robinheaney12 @fairyghostgirlgaming @thatsawesomedontyouthink @venusplanetoflove2 @thelovelyvie @abookishshade @spir4nts-lun4r @i-have-no-idea-111 @kit-the-queer @a-wondering-thought @scatteredraysofhope @coco6420 @softlyunbreakable @givennnnnn @far-beyond-saving @darling-im-wonderstruck @heartstoppernerdsstuff @nonbinary-idiot-obviously @rebelrobinrules1984 @daydream-of-a-wallflower @leonine-elizer @angel-devil-star and anyone else who wants to join!!

ok but which pastime is which category then?

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

anti-green gonna be hell to deal with, imagine 5 cyans ganging up on you like yellows

took some requests for lizard hybrids in some servers. all of them are friend shaped

just got real close to the end of bug fables, time to do every single side quest available THEN end the game

I changed In Stars and Time to Japanese and hit it with the google lens translator. I just really need to take in "weaknesses: gamer"

egga

ESO 350-40, Cartwheel Galaxy

didn't know what poutine was so i looked it up and it's apparently fries, cheese and brown gravy. also i got chicken alfredo, so yeah i'm eating like a king frfr

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

anyone else read/watch smth and immediately thinking of smth else in the exact opposite direction to "compensate"? can't remember exactly what i was thinking the first time i was watching md and reading basically any remotely romantic/fluffy* fanfic but it was probably something that would make an american proud, and more recently, anything hdg-related and a little while after i'd be thinking about how a nuclear grenade launcher would work... for some reason (idea's been there for a while already, just been thinking more abt it now)