You Can’t Even Afford A Little Treat Or Beverage These Days.. Not Even A Little Beverage Treat... Not

Parents: yeah thank you so much for letting the little kids audition it’s really nice you include them

Me: *truly delighted to listen to yet another four-year-old’s rendition of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?, six-year-old’s trio presentation of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and an eight-year-old’s cover of Bowser’s Peaches Peaches Peaches song*

autistic artists b like "this is my favourite media" "and this is my favourite media if it was my little pony"

going to bed at 8pm was the best idea I ever had. vastly improved my quality of life. I also don't have very good ideas so this was new to me

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

17. Ballad of the Wind 🪶

"Even so, this used to be our home, a place where I met my dear friend . . . " the bard said with an enigmatic smile, his voice tinged with sadness.

I've met other people, yeah. the lamb is cuter though

My main quibble about unicorns: have you met horses? If going by the equine sort unicorn? I’ve met both sweet and assholy horses.

Why would you put a dagger on their head.

Horses deserve daggers, horses deserve to kill

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

"bluey sets unrealistic expectations for parents" like we haven't all wondered why our parents don't do things with us like the TV parents do. the expectations are already set higher than they're getting to. they aren't even reaching for the bar -- in fact, they're actively trying to limbo underneath it