My Main Quibble About Unicorns: Have You Met Horses? If Going By The Equine Sort Unicorn? I’ve Met

David Floyd

today I got a chemical burn from cutting up hot peppers for salsa. how was your day?

Pretty good! That didn't happen to me

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

fnaf but the restaurant is a courthouse and the animatronics are mechanical lawyers possessed by the spirits of clients that were wrongfully convicted guilty

"Humans as space orcs/space Steve Irwins" is always a fun worldbuilding exercise, but imagine if our behavior is fairly normal but something we take for granted is utterly alien to the galaxy at large.

Like, what if Earth was one of the handful of biomes to crack photosynthesis but none ever saw it adopted and adapted to the scale we see it one earth.

Chemotrophic tree analogs that fill the role of mushrooms on earth, whole forests of the dead just how things are done.

The idea that the forest can be a living place is utterly shocking to the august civilized peoples.

Sure, says the galaxy's archivists, photosynthesis works on the cellular levels and there are some impressive bacterial mats on Cestus XI, but a field of wild grass is beautiful and terrifying simply because it's so far out of their experience and context.

my attempts to get better at less defined outlines and shading are proving somewhat successful

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

sounds pretty straightforward

war criminal pussy got me acting unwise

I think this was funnier when I sketched it at 2am.