Your Fifth Most Recent Emoji Is What Your Soulmate Thinks About You

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

if you have socks on while gay, it removes the gay. the gay is gone. so, socks are a negative gay variable. however, if you have socks on while straight, it doesn't increase the straightness, or even square it like one might think. I hypothesize straight is not negative gay, but something else entirely. in this essay I will

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

they made their own stupid hell on earth.

how sad, how lovely - connie converse

Not sure what we are playing but next turn I am all in.

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #percy jackson and add it to #venti, you end up with #spiderverse.

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

feeling dead and numb so I'm reading bad ending hanahaki fics to feel something