If You Have Socks On While Gay, It Removes The Gay. The Gay Is Gone. So, Socks Are A Negative Gay Variable.

A school of stingrays riding a wave

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

Grover’s reaction to hearing two twelve-year-olds having philosophical conversations about trust and parenthood while he’s trying to sleep is so 24-year-old of him

#DannyMay prompt #17: Childhood.

A not-so-imaginary friend (click the image).

i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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