There Once Was A Young Christian Boy Who Ate Cigarettes. Every Day He Would Eat More And More, But He

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

okay but I feel like a few of these aren't typically pink

Pika-Choo-Choo 😍

the wife confronts them but is willing to keep quiet about it and the entire thing is about the wife's trauma with her husband and a love story of the wife and the spy falling in love

You’re an alien spy that has replaced someone in order to blend in on Earth. Turns out the guy you replaced had a very unhappy wife who immediately realised you aren’t him when you treat her like a normal husband should.

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

Venti, wiping tears from his eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be…

Zhongli: I’m literally just going to the store.