If You Are The Type Of Person To Tell A Girl To Stop Driving Around With An Adult Sized Plastic Skeleton

what a legend

“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

i’m sorry i know it was objectively rooted in logic but watching annabeth and grover plop percy’s pasty, anemic, dying ass down in some tourist fountain and intensely splash water on him like he’s some toddler they don’t know how to bathe is probably the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen in a good while

By @hollyisnotanartist

Ladies, don’t date him unless he’s

Swift as a coursing river

With all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

aru shah being a pathological liar is so funny to me honestly protagonists should lie more😭😭

this cannot be the same jawani sheila was talking about