Aru Shah Being A Pathological Liar Is So Funny To Me Honestly Protagonists Should Lie More😭😭

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

being non american is just [knows where ohio is] [automatically translates timezones without effort] [enjoys a book written by someone in your country only to find out they now live in the us] [can convert miles to kilometres without thinking] [waking up at two in the morning for releases] [is referred to as minority online even though your country is the second most populated country in the world] ['no its colour not color stop autocorrecting dammit'] [automatically names your ocs brittany and olivia and blonde hair and green eyes] [clicking on what xyz are you quizzes and getting american results that you have a very vague idea about] [being expected to know what icarly is even though you were brought up on chotta bheem] [looking up queer history and its all american and stonewall and your own country completely being overshadowed] ['no i listen to diverse music, this singer is asian american, and this one is latin american']

By @hollyisnotanartist

the question isn’t “to be or not to be”

the question is pcmb or pcmc

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

Nothing makes me want to do evil science more than people who are like "STEM students have no moral compass unless you FORCE them to take ethics classes and humanities classes they're so base and culturally illiterate" like I will personally make the giant fucking space laser to zap you i swear to god

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

you know who would get along well?

Number Five and Raphael Santiago.

change my mind.

its january the 3st bitches

Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.