The Most Disorienting Thing Thats Ever Happened To Me Was When A Linguistics Major Stopped In The Middle

I got four A grades. That's the highest you can get at AS level.

I expected to be happy about it. I expected to be jumping up and down and crying from joy.

But I didn't feel any of that. It just wasn't disappointment.

Oh fuck I felt this

I don’t if you can tell but I’ve been watching a lot of overly sarcastic production

Genuinely the posts where people collate and juxtapose a bunch of different media texts to convey an idea with all the citations at the bottom are the best thing to have come out of this site in the entire eight years I’ve been on here. It’s so sexy. Intertextuality is genuinely one of the things that I go feral for without hesitation and I adore it it’s such a good use of the medium I hope it never stops

Someone should really make a Cards Against Humanity deck with Overly Sarcastic Productions quotes. Here's a few for a start:

Household chores? The man has no skin!

Loki finds a half-burned heart, eats it, and becomes pregnant

Re-string him like the world's horniest ukulele

I'm afraid her majesty's been cancelled

His Highness, the king, does not have a poison addiction, he can stop anytime he wants

MyStErIoUs CoLoRs, UnLiKe AnY sEeN oN EaRtH

I said thanks, asshole!

~It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein~

He must have a respectable career doing JOB at PLACE

And in the process inadvertently activates his laser-eyes

History can be weird about people's bones

AN ENORMOUS FUCK YOU DRAGON

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

brown girls are so aggressive when someone else is in the kitchen with them

seaweed brain vs. wise girl

more authors should spend page time dunking on european languages

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

oh i seeee

i hate diwali <3