reason's to watch kaos:
queers everywhere
the furies are butches that ride motorcycles
the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert
eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.
disabled daedalus
trans amazonian stories
dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars
prometheus and charon are boy toys together
billie piper as cassandra
zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.
hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.
zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)
poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times
hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens
i am soooooooo obsessed with ana dakkar. every five seconds she goes "i hope this thing explodes in his face" "i hope he stabs himself with the needle" "i hope he drowns" she has NO shame i love her
One real benefit of reading I rarely hear anybody mention is how much more interesting life becomes when you read a lot. It depends what you’re reading, of course, but most (good) books will teach you something you didn’t already know, and even if you have to give the book back to the library, you get to take that much with you. A lot of people talk about things they wish they’d studied in school–I’ve done it, too–but it’s a nice consolation prize that you can always pick up a book and learn something new. And as that library in your brain collects more volumes, everything around you gains new resonances, new context, and new connections which make your lived experience richer. In quarantine alone I’ve read about religion and politics and history and evolution and computer science and astrophysics without even leaving my house and it’s already a more interesting world.
oh i seeee
i hate diwali <3
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Somebody really went, “Fine, you like Free Solo? You like a yoked autistic man who lives in a van and climbs rocks? Fine you fucking freaks, here’s a yoked alpinist with ADHD who lives in a stairwell.”
Nelinha: You don't want Ana to die
Nelinha: And I don't want Ana to die
Nelinha: so now we gotta make sure that Ana doesn't want Ana to die
Gemini: Fantastic plan but have you met Ana?
Let's play indian insta bio bingo
Cake murder / encounter
A weird font you can't understand
Censoring words which don't need to be censored to the point you don't understand what tf it says
Anything along the lines of 'branded kamina '
Obnoxious use of emojis which make no sense
Written in a language the person themselves don't speak
Jane Austen would've loved Ao3
Rabindranath Tagore would've loved Tumblr
Agatha Christie would've loved true crime podcasts
Leonardo Da Vinci would've loved drones
Vincent Van Gogh would've loved Procreate
Cleopatra would-be loved Vlogging and Makeup videos on YouTube
Shakespeare would've loved roasting people on Twitter
Benjamin Franklin would've loved memes
Nikola Tesla would've loved WiFi and would binge watch cat videos
Franz kafka would've loved blogging
Socrates would've loved TED talks
this is the greatest modern greek myth adaptation i've ever seen and yes i'm including percy jackson
"it doesn't matter. I have books, new books, and I can bear anything as long as there are books."
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