A Chicken And A Raccoon 

Talia: *attempting to calm a newly conscious Jason Todd* I am sure this must come as a shock to you, child, but it’s been three years since- Jason: *jolting up in bed, scaring the shit out of five watching assassins* FUCK, MY FICS HAVE GONE UN-UPDATED FOR THREE YEARS? Talia: Jason: I PROMISED MY SUBSCRIBERS— Ra’s: *leaning over to Talia* what is a . . “Fic”? Talia: *shrugs*

hello vat7k nation

guessing etho’s age 🤔

- smallishbeans s10 ep8 of hermitcraft

There is something off about Scarland. --- This is part of the Hermit's Hollow AU; click here to learn more!

"I make coffee. I pretend I'm in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove."

-Via "ineloquent-creature" , 10:56 a.m. // 03 August, 2021

au where instead of wanting to murder his own replacement, jason just decides to. replace somebody else. and that's now dick ends up in an increasingly ridiculous back and forth fight between himself and some random fucker who keeps showing up in a nightwing costume pretending to be him

dick's never been more pissed off in his life. theres literally nothing he did to deserve this, and now he has to fight for the vigilante persona HE created? it only gets worse because the more frustrated dick gets about the whole situation, the funnier this fake nightwing seems to find it.

it gets personal when damian starts calling the fake nightwing his big brother too. of course, jason was there first, but dick doesn't know that. and it's driving him fucking insane

he thinks that he's got the guy when he stands on top of a building in the middle of a massive fight, tries to do a quadrupal somersault, and promptly eats shit in front of everybody, but instead of realising he's a faker now the rest of the underworld thinks that nightwing's losing his touch.

he cries in alfred's arms at the injustice of it all.

something something breaching containment

A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:

1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice

2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.

3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.

4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires

5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason

6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.

7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.

8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.

I actually love this duo, deranged and infant is a top tier dynamic

original / idea from @bugflies00