Oh No! Your Homosexual Situationship Didn't Work Out! You Have Four Options To Proceed:

Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus

Age 20 years, become a hater, and murder your ex

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1 month ago

Bruce: Where’s Jason?

Dick: He’s uh, busy

Tim: Being an idiot.

Bruce: What kind of idiot?

Tim: The “everything is now on fire” kind

3 months ago

Dick: I don’t think Jason is happy with you

Tim: Why do you say that?

Dick, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Replacement, I hope this letter finds you before I do’

10 months ago

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

6 months ago
I'll Tidy It Up, I Dont Mind Picking Up After Us - Clean By Noah Floersch
I'll Tidy It Up, I Dont Mind Picking Up After Us - Clean By Noah Floersch
I'll Tidy It Up, I Dont Mind Picking Up After Us - Clean By Noah Floersch
I'll Tidy It Up, I Dont Mind Picking Up After Us - Clean By Noah Floersch
I'll Tidy It Up, I Dont Mind Picking Up After Us - Clean By Noah Floersch

I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

3 months ago

Every so often I remember it’s canon that c!Tommy had a ghost, and not only that but the ghost apparently never stopped crying and refused to talk to anyone.

That one part where Glatt told c!Quackity that a British guy with a beanie would come down to his gym and a smaller one that sounded exactly like him would be attached to his hip, and he would only cry and repeat, “Dream killed me.”

And how screwed up it is that c!Tommy was still following c!Wilbur around like he did when he was alive because he had nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to.

Do you think we never saw the ghost because he was hiding from everyone? He didn’t want to see the same people who’d hurt him and let him get hurt time and time again.

Link to video: https://www.tumblr.com/icebear4president/766528520341061632/video-for-this-post

3 months ago
Hello Vat7k Nation

hello vat7k nation

4 months ago
Screenshot of Magneto leaning against a desk while talking to Rogue. A post from tumblr user jetchup reading "nothing is more manly than having long hair and a slutty waist" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Morph smirking while playing a prank on Gambit. A post from tumblr user renchanters reading "my body is a vessel for the bit" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Hank McCoy laying on the ground, injured after a battle. A tweet from user inthematrixfr reading "No more learning experiences please god i am smart enough" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Nightcrawler wearing a clerical outfit. He is smirking. A tweet from user Sunfl0wersailor reading "How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Cable fighting a robot. A tweet from acony_belle reading "things may suck now. but at least it's not as bad as it will be soon" has been added
Screenshot of Wolverine making a sour face. A post from tumblr user timid reading "my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it's usually true" is added to the image.
Screenshot of Madelyne Pryor becoming the Goblin Queen. Her eyes are glowing as she levitates, surrounded by glowing green and purple swirls. A post from tumblr user vaporwavesimulator reading "i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Rogue and Gambit talking in a club. A post from tumblr user shanmustafa reading "if you're not busy later i was wondering if you'd like to spend the rest of our lives together" has been added to the image
Screenshot of Mister Sinister putting an infant cable in a tank. A post from tumblr user hilsonisthecure reading "medical malpractice? not to me. not if it's you." has been added to the image
Screenshot of Wolverine and Cyclops looking displeased with each other. A post from tumblr user generalgrievousdatingsim reading "you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking" has been added to the image

X-men '97 as text posts

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2 years ago

"I make coffee. I pretend I'm in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove."

-Via "ineloquent-creature" , 10:56 a.m. // 03 August, 2021

3 years ago

sometimes i feel like a walking tumblr text post, and then i remember

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