Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:
Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist
Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism
Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus
Age 20 years, become a hater, and murder your ex
Bruce: Where’s Jason?
Dick: He’s uh, busy
Tim: Being an idiot.
Bruce: What kind of idiot?
Tim: The “everything is now on fire” kind
Dick: I don’t think Jason is happy with you
Tim: Why do you say that?
Dick, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Replacement, I hope this letter finds you before I do’
It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.
I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch
Every so often I remember it’s canon that c!Tommy had a ghost, and not only that but the ghost apparently never stopped crying and refused to talk to anyone.
That one part where Glatt told c!Quackity that a British guy with a beanie would come down to his gym and a smaller one that sounded exactly like him would be attached to his hip, and he would only cry and repeat, “Dream killed me.”
And how screwed up it is that c!Tommy was still following c!Wilbur around like he did when he was alive because he had nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to.
Do you think we never saw the ghost because he was hiding from everyone? He didn’t want to see the same people who’d hurt him and let him get hurt time and time again.
Link to video: https://www.tumblr.com/icebear4president/766528520341061632/video-for-this-post
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"I make coffee. I pretend I'm in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove."
-Via "ineloquent-creature" , 10:56 a.m. // 03 August, 2021
sometimes i feel like a walking tumblr text post, and then i remember