Dick: Boil Up Some Mountain Dew. It’s Gonna Be A Long Night.

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

sometimes i feel like a walking tumblr text post, and then i remember

yEaH “wHaT iF”

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.

Bruce: Where’s Jason?

Dick: He’s uh, busy

Tim: Being an idiot.

Bruce: What kind of idiot?

Tim: The “everything is now on fire” kind

feral moonstone varian au + sundrop hugo for funsies

what is feral moonstone varian? well basically i saw pinkwindowwithin’s art and ujmmmm i used it as an excuse to draw varian with paws. and then i couldn’t stop thinking about it. so now i have an entire au in my head

some explanation i made up is that the sundrop gives (life, beauty, etc) while the moonstone takes (destruction, death, etc) so the moonstone would take your humanity opposed to the sundrop that would give you long beautiful hair or something I DONT KNOW….💔💔🐺

also take this marcy wu and varian sketch i made cause they WOULD be besties

saw someone say months ago that the best cover story for jason coming back to life in the public eye is to say he was in witness protection. and i agree with that! but id like to add: jason would make a public statement saying that the reason he was in witness protection is “i saw joker kill robin”

the way grian just yoinks robo scar T-T

Something just occured to me.

Jason's full name is Jason Todd. Jason is a Greek name, coming from Iason which means "to heal". Todd is German, from Tod, which means "death".

His name literally means "to heal death".

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones