Incorrect Quotes (pt4)

become ungovernable

A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:

1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice

2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.

3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.

4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires

5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason

6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.

7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.

8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.

The way Jon mirrors Talia's pose.

Big fan of both Strong Varian and Air Jailed Hugo

Dipper tries so hard!

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polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

Be the reason someone closes this app

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

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do they know it’s legal yet