polites: look! a half-full glass!
eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.
odysseus: penelope used to drink water...
oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out
Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.
Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Bruce: Unfortunately yes.
I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )
tfw your boyfriend is the number 1 shipper of you and your best friend
... ♥
been thinking about them a lot lately
teen titans go really just loves shitting on dick LMAOO (the animators have a favorite and it is jason, even if they put a crowbar next to his urn)
Dick: I don’t think Jason is happy with you
Tim: Why do you say that?
Dick, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Replacement, I hope this letter finds you before I do’
Somwhere before God Games
kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me
audio for other fake fans who've never heard it: