Inspired By This Post - Jason And Duke Having Glowy Eyes And Freaking Bruce Out

Omg ddvau and bkau croosover?!?! (not really this is just a doodle lmao)

bkau -> @hopepetal and @applestruda

I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

This 4channer got dunked on mercilessly by pretty much all the responses I saw but there's just something so simple and perfect about only the second reply

something something breaching containment

I'm dying on exam preparation ahah. little au with partners in crime

a small addition

sometimes i feel like a walking tumblr text post, and then i remember

The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???

Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?

Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?

Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine

Damian: You forgot too, idiot

Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth

Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else

I know we get a lot of Catlad!Jason or Stray!Tim au’s, but just this once can we get a Stray!Bernard au? A Bernard who was caught trying to steal something big in a spiteful teenage phase of rebellion and getting caught by Catwoman of all people, who immediately snatches him and makes him her apprentice- because if the bat can have protégés so can she. And a just freshly made Robin Tim having to chase around that annoying cat who happens to be his civilian best friend (not that either of them realize it) And just - Bernard is just a silly cat having his bat chase him around rooftops in an excruciating slow burn romance that takes both miscommunication and civilian life drama to make it to endgame.