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I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context

"You're a rough ride."

"Shut up!!"

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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you

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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"

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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white

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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"

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And, we can't forget about...

"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*

i love how (based on martyn's lore) joel has two canonical soulmates. his multidimensional wife who he will always recognize and love in any smp they are together...and etho

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

It’s December.. uh oh..

Welcome Back, Monkie Kids!

Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?

Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.

Tim: How old is he?

Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.

(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)

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3 years ago

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Damian: How old are you?

Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.

my fav lesbians

date idea you come over to my house and we hang out together until your parole officer picks you up at three to take you back to juvenile detention

The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???

I have no idea if this video will work (I really hope it does) but here’s an idea I had floating around my head for a bit

Still not awesome at animatics but I’m getting better💪